that's an idea.

Today we had lots of bad ideas for bar orientation. These were the three worst.

3. The Big T: a straight bar with a T at one end. we could just have people pass their cupcakes down the row.
2. The Flying V: a bar in the shape of a V. so, you want to have a staring contest then?
1. The Double Decker: a bar with two levels. basically, people would be sitting on top of other people.

We will now celebrate straight lines and straight bars.